So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
