Someone shit on the floor
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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