Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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