They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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