I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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