my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
