I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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