She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
