lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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