im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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