I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
