he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just had sex on a roof
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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