i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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