Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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