dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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