doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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