your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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