chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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