we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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