you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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