Where is the hickey?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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