So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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