I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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