Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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