I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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