did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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