Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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