Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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