Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I can't turn off my feet"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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