So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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