idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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