elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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