Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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