"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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