U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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