Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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