it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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