I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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