does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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