If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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