i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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