Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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