It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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