I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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