sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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