flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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