Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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