have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I think I sprained my soul last night
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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