So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He did a backflip because drugs
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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