There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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